So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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