No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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