That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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