oh god the rape fog is back!
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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