last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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