She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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