Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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