i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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