Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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