I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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