I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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