There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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