help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
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I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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