Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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