Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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