Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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