Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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