i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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