What a fucking waste of an outfit
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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