Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
In other news, I just burned my penis
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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