that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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