and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
plz talk dirty to me
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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