Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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