A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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