I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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