Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
3 2 1 whiskey
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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