i just google imaged poop.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
accomplished twins. life is a go
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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