worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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