i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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