He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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