so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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