Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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