Don't you send me to vm
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Randomize