My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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