hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
A+ Viking dick
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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