I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Randomize