I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Sorry my hands just texted you
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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