i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Are we still banned from the library?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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