i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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