I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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