For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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