Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
pray to the hookup gods
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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