i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I want a musical about memes.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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