I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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