Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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