should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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