Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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