Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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