plz talk dirty to me
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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