Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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